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Ramen? What ramen? You are quite certain there never has been, and never will be, any RAMEN here. The very notion strikes you as downright absurd.


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Latest Updates

March 8, 2023

  • More conlang updates, including:
    • Naukeman's writing system has been updated with a slightly different alphabet and Historical SpellingTM. Sateca'an's alphabet has also been changed, and some notes about the setting and language lineages have been added. Talnabyaksha (and Sacishaan) will be around... eventually.
    • The big Alternian update! Featuring huge overhauls of phonology (hello weird trill nonsense), verb conjugation, case, and other wacky stuff.

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