Jade Harley :: Profile
Jade wearing her Iron Lass suit.

Name: Jade Harley

Titles and Other Aliases: GG, gardenGnostic, She who would thaw solid flesh and resolve it into a dew, the Witch of Space, Farmstink Buttlass

Date of "Birth": December 1st 1995

Land: Land of Frost and Frogs (LOFAF)

Dream Moon: Prospit

Status: Dogtier, alive and well on Earth C (Canon, March 2019), in the kitchen of a spaceship, after fist-fighting Dead!Calliope and threatening to off herself with an alchemized peanut butter cup. (Noncanon, April 2020) OR rescuing her daughter Yiffany from Jane Crocker in a tense hostage standoff (Noncanon, September 2020)

Hello and welcome to the Jade Pages, a fanshrine to Jade Harley from Homestuck. You are currently viewing version 3: "common-or-garden prognosticator", a name which I made up basically just as of typing this. Older versions do not have names... yet.

Basically I just love Jade a lot and think she's really cool (plus she deserved so much better than the sidelining she got in canon, not to mention whatever the fuck was going on in the epilogues.) <3

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