EGGRAMEN - Dummy Home - Site Style v4.5.0 Test Page

Welcome!

Welcome to EGGRAMEN! I have no idea who else uses this name, but I'm probably not them. Expect nonsense, amateur CSS, weird fandom stuff (mainly Homestuck), and maybe (maybe) even some art and writing in the future. Also opinions and semi-personal stuff from time to time.

Most content can be found via the sidebar links, so go ahead and check them out. Explore, keep an eye out for secrets, and have fun!


Updates

03/10/2022

Trying out a new way of filling up some space on the main home page so it looks less weird once I have a big, long sidebar.

In other brand-new news, there may be another site revamp in the works! This long-ass sidebar will take some time to implement, but it may very well be worth it. I went, what, two whole years without redesigning? And it still looks like the same base style, just slightly adjusted. Mostly the same code, even.

That's gotta be a record for some webmasters, right? I could have totally gone crazy and revamped the whole color scheme. Admire my restraint!

Read the full changelog »


Profile - Eggramen

Name: A mystery! Call me Eggy.

Age: Under 100. I swear I'm not a vampire.

Currently Reading: Harrow The Ninth, an embarassing amount of fanfiction

Currently Playing: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Currently Listening: PAN-A-SON-IC-BLUE-RAY


Some More Stuff, For Stylesheet Testing Purposes.

DateTitleDescription
03-23-2022untitled quirrel filkSet to the tune and structure of Talis Kimberly's 'Still Catch The Tide', but parody seems the wrong word for a sad song.
03-17-2022HumanOr, "come closer, I am a normal human", the song. Loosely inspired by an unholy mixture of Lemon Demon, Among Us, and Lobotomy Corporation.
03-13-2022PuppeteerDeltarune's puppet motifs and the Weird Route left their mark, let's say.
06-12-2019Sunlit FuryOr, "Angels Hath No Fury". A Kanaya song. Sort of a sequel/successor to an older song from 2016.
2016The Midnight MeteorAnother old Homestuck song, way back from FFN. Written while reading A6I1.
2016The Old ClocksBecause 'Make Her Pay' kept dragging me back into songwriting.

ca ke kíwedna, kawen uín konis díipa.

Phonemes, Phonetics, and Orthography

(Sampled from Sateca'an)

Written a b c d e g h í i k l m n ng o p r s t u w '
IPA a b ʃ d e g h i ɪ k l m n ŋ o p ɹ, r* s t u w ʔ

*dependent on dialect

Pronouns

ca
I
ke
you
ím
it/he/she
ima
this (nearer to speaker)
mat
that (further from speaker)

din
where
mea
what
mecun
when

Articles

na
the

Thank you all so, so much for over 250,000 views as of January 2, 2022! (*stares into the abyss...* what the fuck...)


part of the null webring

Made directly in the neocities code editor, like an idiot! I survived the 2018 Tumblr apocalypse Neocities: The Web Is Yours World Wide Web: connecting people since 1991


the ramen is a lie



And a quick test of the messagebox style as well.

404 Error - Page Not Found!

Well, crap.

It seems your destination is the digital abyss, which is a bit inconvenient. Sorry about that.

EGGRAMEN - Dummy Home Sidebar Variant 1

>get ramen

Ramen? What ramen? You see no ramen here.


Hello and welcome to EGGRAMEN! I have no idea who else uses this name, but I'm probably not them. Expect nonsense, amateur CSS, weird fandom stuff (mainly Homestuck), and maybe (maybe) even some art and writing in the future. Also opinions and semi-personal stuff from time to time.

Most content can be found via the sidebar links, so go ahead and check them out. Explore, keep an eye out for secrets, and have fun!


Updates

03/10/2022

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Read the full changelog »


Thank you all so, so much for over 250,000 views as of January 2, 2022! (*stares into the abyss...* what the fuck...)


part of the null webring

Made directly in the neocities code editor, like an idiot! I survived the 2018 Tumblr apocalypse Neocities: The Web Is Yours World Wide Web: connecting people since 1991

Site by EGGRAMEN 2019-2022. This website uses crappy amateur CSS that may change unpredictably. Watch your step!
The ramen is a lie.




Interactive Fiction: Exploring EGGRAMEN.
>Enter.

You seem to have stumbled into a strange, dusty room at the back of the website. It doesn't look like anyone's been here in a while.

Exits lead north, out, west.

































The hallway takes you north, where it terminates in a downward flight of stairs beside a window and a side table. Branching off, you find a door marked 'Kitchen' in blocky letters.

































The stairs lead down to a dark and dingy basement, plastered with strange posters. In the corner is a strange green shrine, while an empty bookshelf bears a notice reading 'MOVED TO LIBRARY UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE'.

A microphone sits abandoned on a small writing desk, next to an open songbook.

































Down the hall, you find two doors. One opens into a grand and tall-ceilinged library, while the other is shut and locked.

































The library, as it turns out, is not quite so large and grand as first presumed, so much as it is a book nook with a very high ceiling. Nonetheless, it is stocked with variety of tomes and fancies. You can see a shelf of foreign dictionaries and travel guides, a shelf devoted to transformative fiction, and an old computer with a blinking cursor on a desk next to a pile of Choose-Your-Own-Adventure books.

































A combination lock holds the door shut. If only you had a key. For now, you'll just have to go somewhere else.

































Down the hall, you find two doors. One opens into a grand and tall-ceilinged library, while the other is shut and locked. The hallway, of course, leads back east.

































Outside of the back room is a lovely little garden, surrounded on all sides but one by a mossy, crumbling stone wall. An iron gate leads out and away, while the kitchen window beckons.

































You find the window unlocked, and can just about climb in.




































EGGRAMEN » Dummy Home Sidebar Variant 2

the ramen is a lie

Welcome to EGGRAMEN, the personal site of an arbitrary nerd on the internet. Expect fandom, nonsense, amateur CSS/HTML projects, and lots of creative stuff.

Most content can be found via the sidebar links. Explore, keep an eye out for secrets, and have fun!


Updates

03/10/2022

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

Read the full changelog »



part of the null webring

Made directly in the neocities code editor, like an idiot! I survived the 2018 Tumblr apocalypse Neocities: The Web Is Yours World Wide Web: connecting people since 1991

Site by EGGRAMEN 2019-2022. This website uses crappy amateur CSS that may change unpredictably. Watch your step!
The ramen is a lie.

EGGRAMEN » Background Variant 1

the ramen is a lie.

Welcome to EGGRAMEN, the personal site of an arbitrary nerd on the internet. Expect fandom, nonsense, amateur CSS/HTML projects, and lots of creative stuff.

Most content can be found via the sidebar links. Explore, keep an eye out for secrets, and have fun!


Updates

03/10/2022

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

Read the full changelog »



part of the null webring

Made directly in the neocities code editor, like an idiot! I survived the 2018 Tumblr apocalypse Neocities: The Web Is Yours World Wide Web: connecting people since 1991

Site by EGGRAMEN 2019-2022. This website uses crappy amateur CSS that may change unpredictably. Watch your step!
The ramen is a lie.

EGGRAMEN » Background Variant 2

Welcome!

Welcome to EGGRAMEN, the personal site of an arbitrary nerd on the internet. Expect fandom, nonsense, amateur CSS/HTML projects, and lots of creative stuff.

Most content can be found via the sidebar links. Explore, keep an eye out for secrets, and have fun!


Updates

03/10/2022

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

Read the full changelog »



part of the null webring

Made directly in the neocities code editor, like an idiot! I survived the 2018 Tumblr apocalypse Neocities: The Web Is Yours World Wide Web: connecting people since 1991

Site by EGGRAMEN 2019-2022. This website uses crappy amateur CSS that may change unpredictably. Watch your step!
The ramen is a lie.