Eggramen's Dumbass Fanfiction Archive BETA v1.2

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Oneshot: The Heir Of Breath, Oh Hear His Name And Tremble (Etc Etc) (07-03-21)

Hollow Knight

the threshold

Rating: T, Major Character Death, some Graphic Violence

Tags:
  • Hornet
  • The Hollow Knight
  • A Little Bit of Canon-Typical Body Horror
  • Godhome Ending

Summary: Hornet stands guard outside the temple. Or: what could have been, what should have been, and what happened.

Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 1,071 | Posted: 12-09-2020

fault and failure

Rating: G

Tags:
  • The Knight (Ghost)
  • The Hollow Knight
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • post-Godhome Ending (presumably)

Summary: It must be difficult, after so long, to accept that they are anything but to blame.

Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 550 | Posted: 12-09-2020

not cold (still brittle)

Rating: G, Major Character Death

Tags:
  • Hornet
  • Ghost
  • Canon Character Death
  • Grief
  • Hurt with a tiny bit of Comfort

Summary: The final dreamer is vanquished. Hornet has a moment.

Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 883 | Posted: 12-10-2020

a precipice that is not

Rating: G

Tags:
  • Hornet
  • The Hollow Knight
  • PK is there for like 5 seconds
  • Emotional Repression
  • Hollow is having some Trauma
  • Tiny Babey Hornet
  • Pre-Canon

Summary: The Hollow Knight holds their tiny new sibling, and feels absolutely nothing.

Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 554 | Posted: 12-10-2020

stare at the sun with your eyes burnt dead

Rating: T, Author Chose Not To Use Warnings

Tags:
  • God Tamer
  • Ghost
  • Mind Control

Summary: She's supposed to be more. This little creature (kill it) should not have bested her. And yet.

Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 528 | Posted: 03-10-2021

at the briar labyrinth's heart

Rating: T, Author Chose Not To Use Warnings

Tags:
  • Ghost
  • The Pale King (he's dead though)
  • Canon Compliant
  • Ghost is angry and tired

Summary: What power the king must have held, to create such a kingdom as this.

What a coward he must have been, to abandon it and wither away here instead.

Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 699 | Posted: 03-10-2021

a life cycle based in repossession

Rating: Not Rated

Tags:
  • Pure Vessel (The Hollow Knight)
  • The Pale King

Summary: When the time comes, they release their hold on the body they have borrowed.

Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 400 | Posted: 03-10-2021

in a cloak of green

Rating: G

Tags:
  • Hornet & Hollow & Ghost
  • Hollow
  • Hornet
  • Ghost
  • Brief angst
  • Set in some kind of vague Embrace the Void-based postcanon where everyone lives
  • Shameless Fluff

Summary: A gift from a sister for a surviving sibling. (Well, two siblings. But only one is patient enough to sit still.)

Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 821 | Posted: 03-18-2021

a name on the tip of the tongue

Rating: G, Author Chose Not To Use Warnings

Tags:
  • Ghost
  • Vignettes
  • Angst
  • Amnesia
  • Ghost is not having a good time

Summary: They have not seen this kingdom before. They believed this whole-heartedly, approaching the surface town's distant lights.

They don't believe it for much longer than that.

Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 956 | Posted: 07-03-2021

such works of cunning puppetry

Rating: Not Rated, Creator Chose Not To Use Warnings

Tags:
  • The Pale King
  • Pure Vessel
  • Ghost
  • Dehumanization
  • Implied Child Death
  • PK is his own warning honestly

Summary: Upon the platform, one approaches. It is not a child. He has long since denied it this fate.

Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 353 | Posted: 07-03-2021

Homestuck

the path you take

Rating: G

Tags:
  • Exile Friendship
  • WV
  • PM
  • AR
  • WQ
  • Character Study
  • 4+1 Vignettes

Summary: Four reflections on and in exile.

Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 664 | Posted: 03-18-2021

Take Once Every 13 Hours, Or Until Symptoms Subside

Rating: T, Author Chose Not To Use Warnings

Tags:
  • Dave/Karkat
  • Crack
  • Accidental Drug Use
  • Aphrodasiacs
  • Bad Flirting
  • Non-consensual Touching (but comedic, not angst)

Summary: Potatoes don't agree with Karkat. Apparently, neither do the blue pills from the bathroom cabinet.

Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 1,134 | Posted: 07-03-2021

The Heir Of Breath, Oh Hear His Name And Tremble (Etc Etc)

Rating: G

Tags:
  • Homestuck^2
  • Those three kids from the influencers side comic
  • Gods and Goddesses
  • Religion (in a light-hearted way)
  • Kids being Kids
  • kinda sorta Pre-Canon
  • J Egbert Starts A Cult

Summary: It starts with seven-year-old Silas Beauregard, a pile of sandbox toys, and a miniature tornado in the children's park between the swings and the climbing wall.

Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 1,815 | Posted: 07-03-2021

Mob Psycho 100

Over The Garden Wall

Art Credits

All the background art on the fandom-specific site skins are taken from the source material of work in question. So, the Homestuck skin uses Homestuck panel art, the Hollow Knight skin uses in-game background art, etc.

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