Jade Harley :: Profile
Name: Jade Harley
Titles and Other Aliases: GG, gardenGnostic, She who would thaw solid flesh and resolve it into a dew, the Witch of Space, Farmstink Buttlass
Date of "Birth": December 1st 1995
Land: Land of Frost and Frogs (LOFAF)
Dream Moon: Prospit
Status: Dogtier, alive and well on Earth C (Canon, March 2019), in the kitchen of a spaceship, after fist-fighting Dead!Calliope and threatening to off herself with an alchemized peanut butter cup. (Noncanon, April 2020) OR rescuing her daughter Yiffany from Jane Crocker in a tense hostage standoff (Noncanon, September 2020)
Hello and welcome to the Jade Pages!
The plan is to make a little Jade Harley character-shrine/fanpage here, like ones that used to be popular with older fandoms. There's not a whole lot of content just yet, but it's been slowly growing since 2019 into this!
Basically I just love Jade a lot and think she's really cool (plus she deserved so much better than the sidelining she got in canon
, not to mention whatever the fuck was going on in the epilogues.) <3
Warning: this entire section of the site is under construction! I've mostly got the mobile CSS functioning okay, but things may change or break unexpectedly, so heads-up.