Homestuck has a lot of swearing, innuendo, and other mature content in it!
(VIZ Media rates it as "Older Teen".)
If you don't want to read stuff like that, go back. (Why are you here, anyway?)
Happy birthday, Jade. You deserved better.
Okay, I need to get this off my chest because for the first time in a long time, if not maybe ever, I am salty. Baby's first salt, below the cut. I reconcile some of my feelings later on but oh jeez. Here we go. We're doing this.